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Written by Administrator
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Thursday, 03 July 2008 03:14 |
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 If you have ever been standing at the front of a crowded line in your local grocery store while meticulously counting your coupons and regurgitating your life story in a very 'Harliquinesque' dialogue to the teenage checker who could care less about your sappy life only to have the guy behind you slap you on the ass and tell you hurry the hell up; I am guessing we've probably met.
I'm the single dad standing behind you wearing the 'I wish I could kill you' grin. I am the guy with a life. I am the sinlge father who wishes you would somehow find your brains in that over sized hobo pouch disguised as a purse while you are digging for that five cent coupon on Fancy Feast cat food. I can't follow you outside the grocery store and slap some common sense into you so I am going to immortalize your inability to recognize the fact that the world does not revolve around you or your life as humorous musings in my blog.
Welcome to rDadslife.com. Delve into the life and mind of a single father raising three disgusting, rambunctious, crazy, rowdy and completely amazing boys....and doing it all on his own. From piles of disgusting laundry to the always funny fart jokes you will find my life isn't so different from that of any other parent. My life is just a little more out of control and a lot more digusting.
Read our hilarious stories, check out the rDads Movie Reviews, join the rDdads Forum where you can converse with other members, try our simple recipes, share your own comments on everything you read and take part in the day to day, laugh out loud chaos that is our dad's life.
This is rDads life.
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Written by GTK31
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Thursday, 25 December 2008 18:08 |
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Merry Christmas from this single Dad and his three crazy boys!!
Tis' the season and we hope your Holiday Season is filled with the love of family, joy, wonderment, togetherness and prosperity. And, if nothing else we hope your Holiday is filled with great food and boundless amounts of liquor.
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Written by GTK31
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Friday, 05 December 2008 18:28 |
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When you have the ability to crash a $150,000 Aston Martin and calmly walk away paying attention only to the dust on the shoulder of your Armani suit you are one badass dude and chicks dig you. Bond is that guy, and then some. Since the addition of Daniel Craig to the flat-lining, English Blue Blood infused and utterly sissified Ian Flemming series, James Bond has been Walther PPK'd back to its roots. A literary series born of single malt Scotch, brutality and cool, Daniel Craig plays Bond like Arnold played Terminator and like Matt Damon played Jason Bourne.
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I'll Have The Tits and Cars, She'll Have The Weddings and Gossip... |
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Written by GTK31
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Sunday, 21 December 2008 18:45 |
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Without fail, it seems every day I open up the MSN.com homepage there is some ridiculous article regarding the differences between men and women and how to save your relationship (who said the reader wants to save his or her relationship?). Most of these articles are written by women and make absolutely no sense to us men who happen to be reading such crap. But, regardless of the sex of the author these articles outlining the differences between men and women offer up tsunami size portions of 'how to' and 'should do' when it comes to relationships and still our relationships seem to keep failing. What perplexes me is the simple fact that men and women tend to forget what makes the opposite sex tick and always end up pointing fingers instead of having real conversations (I assume that is because men know anything we say will FOREVER be held against us).
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Cakebread? We Don't Need No Stinking Cakebread... |
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Written by GTK31
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Thursday, 04 December 2008 17:28 |
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This past Thanksgiving my family was invited to Modesto to visit family friends and enjoy the standard Turkey Day festivities we all love so much. As I am sure it is with your family, with ours those said festivities encompass a pre-party, tons of drinking, shit talking and the subsequent giving thanks while shoveling loads of empty calories, carbs, sugars, starches and alcohol down our throats as we do our best to eat quickly so as not to miss any NFL Football action. Although this year each of the games played were about as boring as the drive to Modesto from the East Bay.
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