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Written by Administrator
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Thursday, 03 July 2008 03:14 |
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 If you have ever been standing at the front of a crowded line in your local grocery store while meticulously counting your coupons and regurgitating your life story in a very 'Harliquinesque' dialogue to the teenage checker who could care less about your sappy life only to have the guy behind you slap you on the ass and tell you hurry the hell up; I am guessing we've probably met.
I'm the single dad standing behind you wearing the 'I wish I could kill you' grin. I am the guy with a life. I am the sinlge father who wishes you would somehow find your brains in that over sized hobo pouch disguised as a purse while you are digging for that five cent coupon on Fancy Feast cat food. I can't follow you outside the grocery store and slap some common sense into you so I am going to immortalize your inability to recognize the fact that the world does not revolve around you or your life as humorous musings in my blog.
Welcome to rDadslife.com. Delve into the life and mind of a single father raising three disgusting, rambunctious, crazy, rowdy and completely amazing boys....and doing it all on his own. From piles of disgusting laundry to the always funny fart jokes you will find my life isn't so different from that of any other parent. My life is just a little more out of control and a lot more digusting.
Read our hilarious stories, check out the rDads Movie Reviews, join the rDdads Forum where you can converse with other members, try our simple recipes, share your own comments on everything you read and take part in the day to day, laugh out loud chaos that is our dad's life.
This is rDads life.
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Where The Hell You Been?... |
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Written by rDad
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Friday, 26 June 2009 19:41 |
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In my severe absence I received many emails and even a few IM's from readers. A vast majority of these communications were either entitled with or began with, "Where the fuck you been at asshole?" Regrettably, I confess I was kidnapped. In retrospect I would say I regret being returned to normalcy and not necessarily the kidnapping part. Do you ever wonder if the kidnappers ever ask the kidnappees whether or not they actually want to be returned to their lives? If someone had actually took my ass out of my every day life three weeks ago or even three months ago I would have asked that my kidnappers just drop me off on any corner in the Bahamas and forget they ever saw me. So, there it is...life kidnapped me and unfortunately it returned me to my every day life. What has been going on with me you ask. Well, damn near everything you could imagine and then some....here's a list:
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rDad's Salsa Verde Carnitas |
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Written by rDad
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Tuesday, 16 June 2009 13:39 |
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I know my last dish was also a carnitas recipe, but in spite of the minor duplication in dishes this latest entry is vastly different from the previous dish. My mom (Nana) will soon be out for the summer to hang with my three crazy boys and that means this single dad is going to be doing quite a bit of cooking. And, the one thing Nana always asks for is Mexican food. Not quite sure why being that she lives in Houston, but who I am to question. When free daycare is being provided my motto is always, 'what Nana wants is what Nana gets'. The one thing I love about this Salsa Verde Carnitas dish aside from its simplicity is the fact that you can save it for sandwiches or even serve these carnitas over rice. Either way you and your family will love the results.
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Written by GTK31
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Tuesday, 16 June 2009 00:00 |
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As a single father of three boys I do my best to know everything my kids do, when they do it and who with (wait til' they start dating....oh what fun they will have). One of the ways I keep control of their environment and monitor their friends is by offering to be the house where all of the kids want to hang out. When my garage door opens the neighborhood kids come running. It is at this point where the wine gets uncorked because out come the skateboards, go-karts and bikes only to unleash the screaming, fighting and all nonsense that goes along with squaring in the overwhelming amounts of youthful testosterone.
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Who's Going To Stimulate Me?... |
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Written by GTK31
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Sunday, 25 January 2009 14:25 |
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As of last Tuesday Barack Hussein Obama is no longer the President Elect. He sits now the acting President of The United States and as his first call to action our President has decided to close GITMO. Close GITMO? Seriously? As we the citizens of the great United States stare down the barrel of our economic future with our wallets open and the hopes and prayers that the loans our Government is demanding we tax payers make don’t leave our Country laying dead in a dark alley hemorrhaging from a massive head wound, our great President is freeing suspected terrorists. While the Chinese Government stands over our bleeding corpse and its wealthy elite rifle through our pockets looking for any land, financial institutions and big business they may have missed when picking through what remains of our once great country we can all rest easy knowing everyone but the common man is getting bailed out and helping themselves to our wallets.
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