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Michael Mann's Public Enemies offers up a cast of today's hottest stars and biggest names teamed with the king of crime stories.  Providing the cinematic power and artistry of Mann coupled with the life of a charismatic bank robber and fueled with the star power of Depp and Bale.  Who could resist, right?  I hind sight I should have.  What the audience is left with is two hours and twenty minutes of the agonizing anticipation that at some point Public Enemies will evolve into the Michael Mann picture everyone paid to see. 

Can anyone out there recommend a good civil attorney?  I took my boys and two of their friends to see Pink Panther 2 and instead of enjoying a fun filled night of laughs I was accosted and robbed.  John Cleese hit me when I wasn't looking so that Jeremy Irons, Andy Garcia, Lily Tomlin and Jean Reno could hold me down while Steve Martin rifled through my pockets.  I was left bruised and feeling violated having been relieved of the price of admission for one adult and four children. 

When you have the ability to crash a $150,000 Aston Martin and calmly walk away paying attention only to the dust on the shoulder of your Armani suit you are one badass dude and chicks dig you.  Bond is that guy, and then some.  Since the addition of Daniel Craig to the flat-lining, English Blue Blood infused and utterly sissified Ian Flemming series, James Bond has been Walther PPK'd back to its roots.  A literary series born of single malt Scotch, brutality and cool, Daniel Craig plays Bond like Arnold played Terminator and like Matt Damon played Jason Bourne.

Yo, Guy Ritchie let's kick it.

All right stop, ignore the critics and listen.  Guy Ritchie is back with a brand new invention.  Something grabbed ahold of him tightly and Rock n Rolla embarrassed the hell out of Snatch and ruined my night, see.