rDadsLife!

First, I would like to say to everyone who stood in line at a Denny's today, "You are a fucking moron."  Secondly, I will now bow down to the marketing geniuses at Denny's who came up with the idea to give away a free Grand Slam breakfast to every person in America.  Holy shit, what a huge idea that was.  Lastly, I would like to say shame on Denny's for giving away a free Grand Slam breakfast to people who obviously don't need it (you know who you are...fat ass and have a job and could totally buy one on your own).  Instead, the good people at Denny's should have shipped those same Grand Slams off to homeless shelters, men's shelters, women's shelters and even hold food drives for the homeless in Denny's parking lots.

As of last Tuesday Barack Hussein Obama is no longer the President Elect.  He sits now the acting President of The United States and as his first call to action our President has decided to close GITMO.  Close GITMO?  Seriously?  As we the citizens of the great United States stare down the barrel of our economic future with our wallets open and the hopes and prayers that the loans our Government is demanding we tax payers make don’t leave our Country laying dead in a dark alley hemorrhaging from a massive head wound, our great President is freeing suspected terrorists.  While the Chinese Government stands over our bleeding corpse and its wealthy elite rifle through our pockets looking for any land, financial institutions and big business they may have missed when picking through what remains of our once great country we can all rest easy knowing everyone but the common man is getting bailed out and helping themselves to our wallets. 

With the upcoming inauguration of Barack Obama I believe reflection, introspection, accountability and change are the current calls to action.  The future of our country is in his hands and also the hands of the children we parents are currently raising.  If you, like Whitney Houston, believe this great nations' children are our future I would suggest you take a trip to your local skate park and bring enough alcohol to kill yourself.

Without fail, it seems every day I open up the MSN.com homepage there is some ridiculous article regarding the differences between men and women and how to save your relationship (who said the reader wants to save his or her relationship?).  Most of these articles are written by women and make absolutely no sense to us men who happen to be reading such crap.  But, regardless of the sex of the author these articles outlining the differences between men and women offer up tsunami size portions of 'how to' and 'should do' when it comes to relationships and still our relationships seem to keep failing.  What perplexes me is the simple fact that men and women tend to forget what makes the opposite sex tick and always end up pointing fingers instead of having real conversations (I assume that is because men know anything we say will FOREVER be held against us).