Inside the walls of this community these men and women are literally waiting to here from YOU. These singles have experienced the wild side of life and they are now ready to settle down. Take a leap into this dating pool and you will find a world where the man or woman you choose so desperately wants to communicate with you.
Look back on your life and dissect your past relationships. Ask yourself if you have ever had a partner who has NEEDED to read your words and so desperately wanted to hear your voice no matter what you had to say. Every joke you make is hilarious and your occupation or status in life is not so important as the fact that you are just willing to be that special person. Have you ever had this? Did you ever think you could attain such a relationship?
Men, have you ever wished you could meet a woman who just wants to listen to your thoughts, your concerns, your desires? Do you long to meet a woman who spends more time working out than she does shopping for shoes or complaining to her friends about your back hair? Have you ever desired to meet a woman who doesn't judge you by what you do for a living or how big your biceps are? A woman who doesn't care about how many hours you spend creating magical worlds in your World of Warcraft club? Have you ever dreamed of meeting an exotic dancer? In our world you can not only meet a stripper, but you can actually converse with her without having to put money in her G-string.
Women, have ever wished you could meet a man who would devour your every word and want to get to know the deepest parts of your soul long before he ever puts his hands on your body? Would you like to meet a man who wants to know every aspect of your life, from your fears to your aspirations to your desires? The men inside of our dating world are exactly the men who will live to ask you questions and breathe only to read your responses. These men will never leave the toilet seat up because their toilets don't have lids and are made of metal. These men TRULY want to meet your mother because if that were to happen it would signify their release.
At Meet An Inmate you can have it all!!
Browse the Men or Women sections by age and find that special someone who would break out of jail before they broke your heart. Our incarcerated beauties and locked up hunks are waiting to hear from you!! These singles have been working out and getting their GED's just so they can impress you!
Really?? As if the world wasn't crazy enough the completely insane concept of finding a prison pen pal has not only done its own version of breaking and entering into the information highway, it has also become a way for the criminally convicted to find love outside of their steel bars and proven technique of dropping the soap. Will all of the desperate people who were rejected by eHarmony please raise their hands? We want you!
If you are anything like me you find yourself asking why and how did this happen. You want to know how the Federal and State authorities have given prisoners the ability to post their bios and photos on the Internet with the intention of meeting their soul mate. Is it just me or does this concept seem completely insane? Outside of the fact that these love starved prisoners are not required to list their reason for incarceration the reality of the situation so surreal and so outlandish you know the site probably gets millions of hits each year and results in more connections than eHarmony.
Anyone want to guess the number one occupation of the females under the age of 35? If you chose Stripper/Dancer you are correct. What blows me away is the number of young women who listed housewife or teacher as their previous occupation and are locked up until long past 2010. What the hell did you do girl? Drug mule would be my occupation of choice when playing that guessing game.
This is Sophia....guess what she did for a living before winding up in the clink until 2011
Hey, ladies check out the Men's section and you will find page after page of gang tattoos and men with shirts off, flexing in the mirror. This type of photo was catapulted into fame by Myspace.com. If have struck out on every dating site our wacked out society has to offer you can now try your hand at being the only lifeline to a prisoner you get to pick out like puppies in a pet shop window. Just watch out for those collect calls.
Anyone want to guess on how many letters it takes before the pictures of genetalia start showing up? This site even goes so far as to state, "These people are just like you, only they are convicted felons." Uh, yeah and Brad Pitt is just like me only he is rich, famous and having sex with Angelina Jolie.
Come on people, do yourself a favor and hit Nordstroms. Tell the clerk you need to get geared up for a night on the town and then hit your local watering spot and muster up the courage to say hello to the perosn next to you. Or, you can use your Blackberry to beam your business card or your iPhone to share a playlist. Either way, meet someone the old fashioned way. Leave the prisoners alone. And, never talk to a woman about your latest World of Warcraft experience unless that woman happens to be your mother.
At Meet An Inmate you can love these complex singles, but you can't judge them because a real Judge already has!!
YOU HEARD ME!!
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